Since being back in the U.S., I haven’t spent more than two weeks in any one place straight. Too many trips to LA and a trip to NYC, with Chicago just over the horizon. Each place is packed with events or meetings that relate to, or add onto something I’m already working on. Though I have a laptop and a massive portable hard drive, juggling the ten or so committments I’ve taken on has been a study in how to spread oneself too thin and thus do a disservice to all that I’m involved with. There’s a subconscious impulse to waste time as well, both from a misguided sense that rebelling against responsibility will give me joy, and the simple avoidance born of laziness which still unfortunately lurks and occaisionally rampages through my psyche.
On rare occaisions, wastage yields something interesting.
While enduring the long drive to LA last weekend, Yaniv and I decided to create Vedic Horoscopes for mutual friends on my laptop using his favorite astrological software. Yaniv offered a sparing and vague interpretation of the charts based on scraps of recalled patterns, so naturally I made a mental appointment with procrastination to fill-in more details when I had something more important that demanded my attention in the full spirit of Being Bad. Below is the ‘Personality Profile’ for a beast known as ‘Rahul Brown’, as ‘outted’ by an online Vedic Astrology site.
You are a modest, ambitious, pleasure loving, and enterprising individual. You are naturally group-conscious. Due to your inquisitive and analytical nature, you research everything in depth. You are a sensitive, intelligent, anxiety-prone, cautious, yet courageous individual. Your personality has a contrasting nature: at times you are somber and patient, and at other times lively and garrulous.
Your mind is very sensitive and seems to be in constant turmoil. It is always in a state of transformation; able to change and morph, and take on the qualities or nature of anything you expose it to. You can develop some deep insights into the various layers of nature. Learning, researching, and probing into the unknown provides a welcome opportunity for your mind to use its sensitive nature, bringing relief from anxiety. Your mind is sharp. You are intelligent, and your way of thinking is scientific and logical. Emotionally you are sensitive and quite insecure. A constant restlessness and endless search within are always present. At times, you may experience worries, fears, and anxieties resulting from seemingly insignificant things. At your best, your familiarity in dealing with emotional challenges makes your very courageous. You can be very sympathetic, but lack the ability to help others emotionally. You are deeply interested in the obtainment of material comforts and wealth.
You are strong, and can easily take on responsibility. You generally succeed in your undertakings, but remain modest about yourself. You have good organization skills, and some artistic talent. You reach your goals by utilizing some of the many opportunities that come your way. It is usually up to you to get things done, without outside help. Your mental ability is prominent, and your mind has both a masculine and feminine train of thought. You protect yourself from getting hurt, resorting to various types of responses that keep you at a safe distance from possible threat.
Unpredictably, life will force you to go through certain transformations. You may feel like a toy or a puppet in the hands of fate. You are skilled at liaison work. You may be gifted at performing multiple tasks simultaneously. Your state of health may be negatively affected by excessive mental and emotional worries.
This might describe me… but I’d be interested whether it works for others. Try out the site here. Personality profiles are at the bottom of the free birth chart, and do let me know if you agree with how it profiled you 🙂